1) Whenever someone tells you that they love travelling the world and seeing new places…

2) …don’t listen to them…


3) …don’t listen to their lies


4) Travelling the world is rubbish

5) You won’t see beautiful sunsets…


6) …or sleep in unusual places


7) You won’t eat interesting food…


8) …or meet interesting people


9) You won’t tick things off your bucket list


10) You won’t have the best night of your life


11) You won’t be able to relax…


12) …or learn things about different cultures


13) You won’t smile…


14) …or laugh…


15) …or do anything fun


16) You won’t go on road trips…


17) …or elephant trips…


18) …or camel trips


19) You won’t see amazing cities…


20) …or be able to just get away from it all


21) Did we mention that travelling is rubbish?


22) Seriously…


23) …it sucks


24) You won’t be able to keep in touch with people


25) …or escape people


26) Good luck seeing amazing wildlife…


27) …on land…


28) …or under the sea


29) You’ll never do things you wouldn’t normally do


30) The Northern Lights are boring


31) So. Boring


32) Speaking of boring, you ever seen a volcano?


33) Don’t waste your time…


34) …they’re boring


35) And besides, nobody speaks English…


36) What’s the point?


37) It’s bad for your health…


38) …and all-round peace of mind


39) You won’t get any stories from travelling…


40) …or see weird things that make you LOL


41) You’re probably too old to go travelling…


42) …or way too young


43) Why would anyone go travelling?


44) There’s nothing cool about travelling…


45) …nothing sexy about it either


46) Why are we still talking about travelling?


47) WHY?!


48) Nobody should go travelling…


49) NOBODY!


50) Stay at home…don’t go travelling